Don't mess with old people

$20.00

They’ve seen it all, survived it all, and lost all patience — so don’t even think about messing with them.
The Don’t Mess With Old People tee delivers the iconic line:
“The older we get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.”

Savage? Yes.
Sarcastic? Absolutely.
Accurate? 100%.

Perfect for the young-at-heart with a wicked sense of humor, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe a couple of concerned glances. Soft, comfy, and full of attitude, it’s a must-have for anyone who’s earned the right to stop caring what people think.

Perfect for:
• Seniors with sass
• Sarcasm lovers
• Retirement parties & birthday gifts
• Anyone who’s done playing nice

Old, bold, and dangerously hilarious — Don’t Mess With Old People says it all.

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They’ve seen it all, survived it all, and lost all patience — so don’t even think about messing with them.
The Don’t Mess With Old People tee delivers the iconic line:
“The older we get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.”

Savage? Yes.
Sarcastic? Absolutely.
Accurate? 100%.

Perfect for the young-at-heart with a wicked sense of humor, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe a couple of concerned glances. Soft, comfy, and full of attitude, it’s a must-have for anyone who’s earned the right to stop caring what people think.

Perfect for:
• Seniors with sass
• Sarcasm lovers
• Retirement parties & birthday gifts
• Anyone who’s done playing nice

Old, bold, and dangerously hilarious — Don’t Mess With Old People says it all.