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For the medical pros who deal with everything — and keep their sense of humor through it all — this tee says what every EMS worker has thought at least once. Featuring a distressed American flag Star of Life on the front and the bold back message:
“I can’t fix stupid,
but I can sedate it,
paralyze it,
& intubate it.”
This shirt blends humor, skill, and EMS pride into one standout design. Perfect for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, and first responders who face wild situations daily and still get the job done.
🔥 Features:
Bold, funny EMS quote
Distressed American flag Star of Life emblem
Comfortable, breathable tee for shift or casual wear
Great gift for EMTs, medics, nurses, and ER staff
Because you may not be able to fix stupid — but you can definitely handle it.
For the medical pros who deal with everything — and keep their sense of humor through it all — this tee says what every EMS worker has thought at least once. Featuring a distressed American flag Star of Life on the front and the bold back message:
“I can’t fix stupid,
but I can sedate it,
paralyze it,
& intubate it.”
This shirt blends humor, skill, and EMS pride into one standout design. Perfect for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, and first responders who face wild situations daily and still get the job done.
🔥 Features:
Bold, funny EMS quote
Distressed American flag Star of Life emblem
Comfortable, breathable tee for shift or casual wear
Great gift for EMTs, medics, nurses, and ER staff
Because you may not be able to fix stupid — but you can definitely handle it.