I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You

$20.00

For those moments when someone's question is so unbelievably ridiculous, you’d need crayons, construction paper, and divine patience to even begin explaining.
This tee says exactly what you’re thinking — loudly, brightly, and with zero apology.

With its playful crayon-style lettering and blunt sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for anyone who deals with nonsense on the daily and is one eye-roll away from needing a nap.

Perfect for:
• Teachers & retail workers
• Parents who’ve had “enough”
• Sarcasm fans
• Anyone who’s mentally done by 9 AM

Wear it proudly and save your breath — because if they don’t get it, you definitely don’t have the crayons

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For those moments when someone's question is so unbelievably ridiculous, you’d need crayons, construction paper, and divine patience to even begin explaining.
This tee says exactly what you’re thinking — loudly, brightly, and with zero apology.

With its playful crayon-style lettering and blunt sarcasm, this shirt is perfect for anyone who deals with nonsense on the daily and is one eye-roll away from needing a nap.

Perfect for:
• Teachers & retail workers
• Parents who’ve had “enough”
• Sarcasm fans
• Anyone who’s mentally done by 9 AM

Wear it proudly and save your breath — because if they don’t get it, you definitely don’t have the crayons