Life’s a Throw, Just Duck

$20.00

When life comes at you fast, you could face it head-on…
or you could do what smart people do:
Duck and let it smack someone else.

This hilarious tee features a totally unbothered duck who has clearly mastered the art of avoiding drama, responsibilities, and anything that looks like effort. Because honestly? Some days, survival is just strategic dodging.

Perfect for:
• Professional avoiders
• Drama dodgers
• People who believe “not my problem” is a lifestyle
• Anyone who handles chaos by simply… stepping aside

Slip it on, relax like this chill duck, and remember:
If life throws it—duck first, question it later.

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When life comes at you fast, you could face it head-on…
or you could do what smart people do:
Duck and let it smack someone else.

This hilarious tee features a totally unbothered duck who has clearly mastered the art of avoiding drama, responsibilities, and anything that looks like effort. Because honestly? Some days, survival is just strategic dodging.

Perfect for:
• Professional avoiders
• Drama dodgers
• People who believe “not my problem” is a lifestyle
• Anyone who handles chaos by simply… stepping aside

Slip it on, relax like this chill duck, and remember:
If life throws it—duck first, question it later.