Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver

$20.00

This tee is for the person who values peace, quiet, and… creative problem-solving. Sure, silence is golden — but let’s be honest, some people only understand the silver option.

Bold, funny, and a little bit unhinged, this shirt sends a clear message without you having to actually say a word (which is the whole goal, right?).

Perfect for those who:
• Have mastered the art of selective hearing
• Are one annoying comment away from reaching for the toolbox
• Believe duct tape is a life skill, not an office supply
• Want to warn others nicely before the sarcasm kicks in

Wear it proudly —
because sometimes the only thing keeping the peace…
is a roll of silver magic.

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This tee is for the person who values peace, quiet, and… creative problem-solving. Sure, silence is golden — but let’s be honest, some people only understand the silver option.

Bold, funny, and a little bit unhinged, this shirt sends a clear message without you having to actually say a word (which is the whole goal, right?).

Perfect for those who:
• Have mastered the art of selective hearing
• Are one annoying comment away from reaching for the toolbox
• Believe duct tape is a life skill, not an office supply
• Want to warn others nicely before the sarcasm kicks in

Wear it proudly —
because sometimes the only thing keeping the peace…
is a roll of silver magic.