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This shirt captures the truest form of dad life: hiding in the bathroom, scrolling on your phone, pretending you’re “busy” while the family chaos waits outside the door.
Featuring a skeleton doing what dads do best — taking a mysteriously long bathroom break — this tee perfectly sums up the daily grind of parenthood with dark humor and zero apologies.
Perfect for dads who:
• Consider the bathroom their sanctuary 🧻
• Have mastered the “I’ll be out in a minute” lie
• Need a break… even if it lasts until the end of time
• Parent so hard they’re basically decomposing
Wear it proudly —
because doing “dad duty” is deadly…
and this shirt says it better than you ever could.
This shirt captures the truest form of dad life: hiding in the bathroom, scrolling on your phone, pretending you’re “busy” while the family chaos waits outside the door.
Featuring a skeleton doing what dads do best — taking a mysteriously long bathroom break — this tee perfectly sums up the daily grind of parenthood with dark humor and zero apologies.
Perfect for dads who:
• Consider the bathroom their sanctuary 🧻
• Have mastered the “I’ll be out in a minute” lie
• Need a break… even if it lasts until the end of time
• Parent so hard they’re basically decomposing
Wear it proudly —
because doing “dad duty” is deadly…
and this shirt says it better than you ever could.