For the days when “mildly stressed” just doesn’t cut it and your vibe is more trash-panda with a caffeine problem.
This shirt proudly announces that you’re running on pure instinct, questionable decisions, and maybe a snack you found on the floor.
Perfect for anyone who:
• Wakes up choosing chaos
• Has no intention of acting normal
• Identifies spiritually with raccoons and goblins
• Considers “unhinged” a personality trait, not an insult
Wear it to warn the public, confuse your friends, or simply embrace your inner feral gremlin.
Because why be well-behaved when you can be wild, wired, and wonderfully unpredictable?
For the days when “mildly stressed” just doesn’t cut it and your vibe is more trash-panda with a caffeine problem.
This shirt proudly announces that you’re running on pure instinct, questionable decisions, and maybe a snack you found on the floor.
Perfect for anyone who:
• Wakes up choosing chaos
• Has no intention of acting normal
• Identifies spiritually with raccoons and goblins
• Considers “unhinged” a personality trait, not an insult
Wear it to warn the public, confuse your friends, or simply embrace your inner feral gremlin.
Because why be well-behaved when you can be wild, wired, and wonderfully unpredictable?